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Rule no 1 - never go out drinking with an Irishman on paddies night
Rule no 2 - especially when your best mate is a total animal
Rule no 3 - if you ignore 1 & 2 expect to wake up the following morning with a hangover feeling like someone has taken a shit in your mouth
Rule no 4 - Too much guiness makes your stomach funny the following day
Rule no 5 - One tequila two tequila three tequila floor